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Lately, this has turned into a giant collection of cute animals. I humbly apologize...

Jul 29th at 1AM / via: leonqueerwata / op: narwhal-noir / 264,127 notes

narwhal-noir:

I took my girlfriend to an improv show the other night and during intermission we were passionately arguing over whether half a 5 Hour Energy shot would give you 2.5 hours of energy or 5 hours of half-assed energy so we turned around to ask the opinions of the three people behind us and one of them said “Are all your arguments like this because we heard you in the lobby earlier fighting over the right way to pronounce ‘egg’?”



shaniaaa-xo:

born—misunderstood:

That’s cold

shaniaaa-xo:

born—misunderstood:

That’s cold


breakfastburritoe:

when ur texting a boy and he wants to play the question game

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h0llo:

I don’t really forgive people I just pretend like its ok and wait for my opportunity to destroy them


Jul 28th at 3PM / via: ruinedchildhood / op: imsoshive / 83,746 notes

imsoshive:

me: what’s for dinner?

her: *spreads her legs*

me: 

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so, did you not cook or ….. cause popeyes closes at 10 and i need to leave now if i’m gon make it. 


2014 so far

Jul 28th at 11AM / via: fruitiepatootie / op: smallvagina / 667,009 notes

owzah:

fabuloushetahungary:

toroheicho:

omidtheamnesiacender:

punished-gagsy:

anguisant:

the-internet-addict:

smallvagina:

kawaiiibatman:

smallvagina:

January: Selfie Olympics

February: Flappy Bird

lets see how the rest of the year goes

March: No Oscar for Leonardo DeCaprio

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April: it’s a metaphors, you’re a metaphors, we are a metaphor, if I see another metaphor I’m going to kill someone

May:

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June:

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Wonder how July is gonna be

i will keep reblogging this each month

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There’s july


Jul 28th at 11AM / via: fruitiepatootie / op: amovible / 246,101 notes

sherrocked:

My dad just yelled “I SWEAR I’LL CUT OFF WHAT’S LEFT OF YOUR DICK IF YOU FUCKING TOUCH MY COKE DON’T YOU DARE” and I came in the room like what the fuck and it was my dad holding up a shoe and my cat sitting by a glass of coca-cola with his paw almost touching inside of it and both of them didn’t even break eye contact with each other


Jul 28th at 11AM / via: romanines / op: calzone-zone / 61,757 notes

Jul 28th at 11AM / via: fartamist / op: official-sokka / 54,666 notes