the tears of laughter I cry are real.
this truly is the best post on tumblr
"Well, what I’m I gonna do now? I’ve got your face tattooed on my arm!"
'idk, give him angry eyebrows or something.'
when you have to go around the circle and introduce yourself to the group
just precisely how bad was 1500s jerusalem at making maps, you ask? well,
Favorite baby pokemon: Budew!
Budew hopes you all are having a wonderful day! <3
if u squish those bunny marshmallows they become kim jong-un
best scene of any anime ever
The hottest things I’ve ever been told.
I’m just picturing someone screaming “BONJOUR” at a penis
#SACRE BLEU MADEMOISELLE VAGINA#HON HON HON TITTY CROISSANTS
I wish boobs did the bra thing without having to wear the bra
you put it into words